Sunday, January 30, 2005

25-01-2005

Today i really special day, My gradma Birth day party. Im drunk little too much. Heavy day.

On party we laugh this joke: Two blondes are walking in the forest when they come across marks in the ground.

One says to another, 'Oh, look at the deer tracks!'

'Those aren't deer trucks, you dumb blonde!' says the other. 'They're bear prints.'

'Deer tracks, you dumb blonde!'

'Bear prints, you dumb blonde!'

Next day's headlines : Two blondes killed by train in forest.



And next one. Blondes are crazy

In Vegas, a blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.

She returns and starts feeding the machine madly, and of course the machine keeps popping out the drinks.

Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go.

The blonde spins around and shouts in her face: "Can't you see I'm winning?".


I put few links and go to sleep.

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Monday, January 24, 2005

15-01-2005

Grandma birthdays celebrations



The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.

Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right

A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.

Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma and said, "Hi Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?"
Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew.... "They won't let me fart."

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08-01-2005

Too drunk to drive



A man goes to a party in Conecticut, and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him house. He says no he only lives a two kilometer away.

About five blocks from party, the police pull him over for weaving and Mike in Brazil ask him to get out of the car and walk the long line.

Just as he starts, the police radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in a house just a block away. The police tell the party animal to stay put, they will be right back and they hop a Inthevip fence and run down the street to the robbery.

The guy waits and waits and finally decides to go to home. When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed all day.

A few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if is there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies that he is in bed with the flu and has been so all day.

The police have his driver's id. They ask to see his car and she asks why. They insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to the garage and opens the door where they find the police car, lights still flashing.


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05-01-2004

Crazy Old Indian Trick


A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on. The Cowboy asks "what are you doing man?" Indian told "Me tellum time."Cowboy shakes his head, rides on, encounters another exactly the same.Says "You telling time?"yup" "how can you tell time like that?" Indian says "workum like sundial, readum shadow".Cowboy, incredulous, rides on. Encounters Indian in trail masturbating.Cowboy says "let me guess, you're telling time too." Indian says " Nope. But me windum clock!" hihi , just little crazy story.
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03-01-2005

Happy New Year just gone so we can start making good page.



A married couple are driving along a highway doing seventy miles per hour., the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says "Sweet, I know we've been married for thirty years but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing but slowly increases to eighty miles. He then says, "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend and she's much better in bed than you." Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger grove up.

"I want the house," he insists, pressing his luck. Again the wife speeds up to ninenty m.p.h. He says, "I want our new sport car, too," but she just drives faster and faster. By now she's up to hundred m.p.h. "All right," he says, "I want the bank accounts and all our saved cash too,". The wife slowly starts to veer towards a bridge overpass piling.

This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, "Isn't there anything you want?" The wife says, "No Ive got all im need."

"Oh really," he says, "so what have you got?" Right before they slam into the wall at one hundred and ten m.p.h., the wife laughing and says, "THE AIRBAG."


This is nice story. Never try to cheat your sweet wife.


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Sunday, January 23, 2005

Uff, first post, really hard

Hi. I would like to put here trashy and funny informations.
I hope i have a lot of time and i can do it about two times for week.